So, who's monster of a ribbon is this? Mine, you say? Sigh. One could only dream of something so magnificent. No, no little one. This bad boy belongs to...



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This handsome fella. Did I tell you he got glasses? So darling, huh? But I digress... Dylan got second place in the science fair! I know, so awesome, right?

He grew germs in petri dishes for his project. Yeah, yuck is right. He wanted to see what place in his first grade class had the most germs. He tested lots of things, including the doorknob, the radio, his desktop, the hook where he hangs his coat, the pencil sharpener, the bead jar, and the boys' bathroom pass. What do you think had the most germs? His teacher thought for sure it would be the boys' bathroom pass. It's a big plastic tag they have to take with them when they go. Mrs. Bills used to have it on a string they could wear around their necks, but it was too long. It came back, umm... a little messy. I'll wait while that one sinks in.

Ready to move on?

OK. The place that had the most germs was.... drumroll please........

The pencil sharpener!

Good job, Dylan. We are so proud of all your hard work!