Maser

Hey baby. My name is Mason and I'm a Leo. As in lion, RoAr. I enjoy long walks, but sometimes I still think it's easier just to get down and crawl. My favorite foods include cheese slices, yogurt and whatever you're eating. If you're munching on a Snickers, you'd best be givin' me a taste. I'm not so much up for watching movies. I prefer instead to find random things and bang them against the TV as hard as I can. My dad LOveS that, I'm sure of it. In my spare time, I enjoy playing in the toilet. You should see my Mom's face when she finds me splashing around in there. One time I got in the linen closet, opened up a brand new roll of TP and threw it in the toilet. I bet she thinks I'm so smart. I'll have to do that again sometime. I also like to keep things clean. One time I thought my dad's xbox controller looked a little dirty, so I threw it in the bathtub. What would my parents do without me? I am a huge fan of healthy teeth. I love to brusha brusha brusha. I'm still in search of the perfect toothbrush, so I hope you don't mind if I try yours every now and then. I'm starting to get good at tantrums. I like to bury my face in the carpet and stick my booty clear up in air. Most of the time, I'm a pretty cool cat. My motto in life: Don't get your Pampers in a bunch. Take it easy and go with the flow. Maybe we could hang out sometime.