Not too long ago, I was sitting at the kitchen table working on the computer. A sweet little boy, Bogan *, climbed up behind me and started playing with my hair. I think he likes to try and put it in knots. This was heavenly to me because I love having my hair played with, but only ever so gently. He was only styling with one hand at a time, which was odd, but whatever. Then my world came crashing down. What sniff in the sniff world sniff is that sniff smell!?! Apparently, Bogan had an itchy bum crack and was stylin' with one hand and scratchin' with the other and periodically switching hands.
* Names have been changed to protect the not so innocent.
